On the day Boris announced 2.4bn cuts in spending on public transport in london to fund a regal new croquette green at Eton, I felt it necessary to sing him my song face to face... At the mayor's London Assembly in Bromley. As you do... Has London got a new mayor, Or London's worst nightmare? repeat alot... V1 Boris Johnson's mayor, Soon the Tories will be back in government. We'll be ruled by the toffs again And our working-class heroes will be homeward sent. Who'd have thought his blondie locks Could have mobilised so well the suburban flocks And an homophobic twat from Eaton Could have had red Ken beaten? V2 Britain has been changing, Now the suburbs are full of fear, With the price of a mortgage rising, The property folio is in arrears. They're all having to board a bendy bus Now petrol's a pound and over, So they're voting for Boris to ban the things And save the Range-Rover! V3 Yes, the content classes are biting back, They're all out at the polling stations Taking a stand against the price of oil And the amount of immigration: Because as the credit-crunch starts to worsen That means you're not a racist person, Just missing the wealth of our fallen Empire And our army of foreign slaves. It's not enough to have half of the commonwealth here Working for minimum wage.